Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone
I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently
Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it
if i ever misgender you there is a 100% chance it was an accident or i was informed wrong of your gender please correct me i don’t want to hurt you i wont be mad
This… because I’m more them often wrong
(Source: morristibbs)
Its now been almost 3 months since this weird stomach infection, thing…. what ever it is… started up… nothing helps the sudden pain… nothing gives warning other then my stomach turning as solid as a cast iron skillet some days are really shit. Don’t even wanna breathe cuz it hurts. And then there’s days like today… where someone how I tolerate the pain amd actually have a decent work day… still went home early because I looked like crap apparently. But it also wasn’t inherently busy.. so not so bad I guess. Xrays came back clean. So now I know that my bowels didn’t shut down again.( which is a bonus!) But now we don’t know whats wrong… so probably a gastroscopy and other tests… I just wish they’d grt this over with. Cuz man.. I hate how I’ve been feeling. Just glad today was tolerable and happy for once.
#i feel so bad when any guy or girl tries to date his daughter #because you show up at their door and her dad is Thor
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
SHALL POSSESS
THE BLESSING OF THOR
and watch when the time comes, he’ll just be like “Hey, mate, treat her good okay? Bring her back before eleven please. Drive safely.”
I THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY MORE ABOUT HER GODFATHER, TOM LOKI HIDDLESTON TBH.
What the hell.
This is the greatest post in the universe.it’s updated
Rebloggin for the comments.
Tumblr, I can’t take you anywhere.
I love you
ALL of you
this just keeps getting better!!!
Dear lord this girl is going to have the hardest time getting a boyfriend. The poor thing is going to come home, stomp up to her room, try to slam the door, but it’ll be impossible because Chris Hemsworth will effortlessly stop the door with his huge Norse God arm.
And she’ll be like “DAD! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY!”
“I DID NO SUCH THING, MY DEAREST DAUGHTER. I ONLY SPOKE TO HIM THE TRUEST TRUTH OF THE NINE REALMS.”
“Oh my god, dad…”
“HE HAD AN ILL LOOK ABOUT HIM, I LIKED IT NOT. YOU ARE DESERVING OF THE HIGHEST OF QUALITY IN MEN, NOT THE LIKES OF HIM. YOU HAVE A DUTY AS PRINCESS OF ASGARD TO MARRY WELL AND SERVE THE KINGDOM, AND I ALSO WISH THAT YOU MAY HAVE A HUSBAND WHO WILL TREAT YOU AS THE QUEEN YOU ARE.”
“Dad… I’m not a queen! Stop it!”
And then Tom Loki Hiddleston, her godfather, walks in and she’s like: “And YOU! YOU SCARED HIM, TOO!”
“Oh, I did? My mistake. I overestimated the bravery of the young man, I fear.”
“WELL DONE, BROTHER.”
“Dad! Uncle Tom! SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL BROTHERS!”
“I fear your daughter is saying hurtful things in her anger, she means them not, I think. Worry not, Thor, I had trouble with my children more than once…”
“UNCLE TOM YOU DON’T HAVE ANY KIDS!”
“BROTHER PERHAPS WE SHOULD LEAVE HER TO HER ANGER.”
“No, wait! You guys have to stop doing this, I’m never going to get a boyfriend if you keep doing this!”
“Oh, alright. We shall never again berate or intimidate the young men whom you present to us. I promise.”
“UNCLE TOM STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.”
“Darling girl, my name is Loki, God of Mischief, Silvertongue, Lord of Lies. I know not of this Tom you speak of.”
“YES, MY DEAR. YOUR YOUNG MEN SHALL BE SAFE FROM ANY SO-CALLED WRONGDOING OF OURS.”
“Dad…”
“WHAT IS IT, DAUGHTER?”
“Never mind. Thanks, good night.”
#And then the next day Tom and Chris are in full costume#helmets and all#with their scepters and their capes#And she brings in this young guy#and they open the door#And there’s her father and her godfather#Tom smiling his ovary-bursting smile#you know the evil one that’s also strangely sexy#And Chris has his hammer at the ready#and they greet him#calling him a suitor for the hand of the princess of Asgard#talking about how he’ll need to complete nine Trials to prove himself worthy to have her as his queen
I’m sorry
but this just keeps getting better and better
EACH TIME I SEE THIS THERE ARE MORE WONDERFUL COMMENTS
OMFG DIS POST. DEM COMMENTS /dying
It gets better every time!
I am CRYING oh my god
[[And there will be that one guy.
He won’t run or never call again.
He’ll sit there and play along.
“I, (insert name), swear on my very life that thine daughter, thine princess of Asgard shall return safely to you. My very life be forfeit at your hands if it be otherwise.”
It’ll be RDJ’s kid. His dad will have warned him about this long beforehand and quizzed him on it.]]
I didn’t even think it was possible for this post to get any better. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Jumps out window
Good lord…. just when things looked finished…thanks guys
(Source: sapfira23)
I’ve been cranky all day due to lack of sleep. Apparently my parents haven’t observed the obvious sarcasm and bitchiness because now there blaming it on my name not being pulled in the raffle. Listen here losers. I was cranky before hand. And you aren’t helping by assuming and waving your shit in my face -.-
Bowling banquet.. I think this one is of erik ryan and brat ( my brother) doing harlem shake
This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
Signal boost!
This is 19 year old Marie Fowler. Her cancer just returned, and has been declared terminal. She’s already in Hospice Care. Her final wish is to meet Kellin Quinn from Sleeping With Sirens. Please, make it happen. Spread the word. This girl deserves it.
(Source: luciuspatronus)
- Name:
- Where you are from:
- Timezone:
- Age:
- When I Can Text You:
- How Fast You Respond:
- Anything Else:
- Favorite kind of music:
- SEND APPLICATION TO ASK BOX !!
- *If accepted, I'll ask for your number*
- DO IT, LETS BE FRIENDS
- I need to get to know my tumblr people better : )
Demonstration on how a lot of girls probably achieve the beloved “thigh gap”.
Push your hips back, knees slightly apart. Tada, you have now given hundreds of girls a delusional hatred for their body amd made them think something is seriously wrong with them just because their thighs touch.Everyone signal boost the fuck out of this ok
preach.
… i really fucking do. I get that your sick. But how bout you fuckin acknowledge that I’m sick too? Possibly with the very same thing that killed my birth father. Some understand and fucking support would be appreciated. Not you berating me and making my condition worse. I’m sick and tired of always having to dance around your crap and then you get pissed because I’m not feeling well. Fuck you man. I thought family was supposed to understand. But you make it really fricken hard to live at home and at all with the crap your putting ME through. I hope that when the dr. Finds out your helping cause my symptoms that hr sets you straight because YOUR FUCKIN KILLING ME.
I just came back in from letting my dog out.
he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”
and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”
made my day!




